Thursday, February 10, 2011

What Beer should you drink this weekend..?

Well one of the most annoying questions amongst college kids these days is what fucking beer we're going to drink.  There's always the same three kids who say the same things, one wants Nattys or Keystone (at $15 for a 30 rack, I am always this guy), The kid who wants something expensive that only he can afford because he hasn't chipped in for beer in 2 weeks and now he wants Heineken, and then there is the most annoying one of them all, the "I don't care man, it's whatever you guys want." Obviously we don't know what the fuck we want jerk off thats why were asking you.  Do you have money for expensive beer, do you want to save money and get cheap beer? Fucking decide bro, stop being a bitch, man-up, and help make a fucking executive decision. Well to fucking solve this whole debacle, i bring you the ultimate decision maker.. 

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