Guys get this question from everybody, from family, from friends, and from girls, except I’m not sure if they talk to their roommate about it. The question is “do you ever jerk off in your dorm”. The simple answer is obviously! Why the fuck not? The problem is though that the person asking the question always follows up with the same question, “Do you do it while your roommates in the room?” Well duh, he even passes me the tissues before I bust a fucking nut on his bed. That was sarcasm, if you didn’t get it, go back on facebook and hop the fuck off this blog. The real answer is a no. As dorm students we wait till the roommate leaves the room, check his schedule, and then start wacking away. The only time we run into difficulty is when one of two things happen. We have a dumbass roommate who doesn’t post his schedule so you have on idea when you can slam your meat, or if one of the fine college professors that get paid shit loads of money don’t show up and class is canceled. Obviously this makes for a fucked up situation, I mean one kids in his room on porn hub just jerkin away when all of a sudden he hears his lock being turned, then its an all out frenzy to close the porn, turn off the sound (incase window doesn’t close), oh and most importantly, hide his dick from his roommate. 9 times outta 10 the kid jerking it doesn’t get the window closed or his roommate sees his dick. No biggie really, just as long as you don’t bring it up ever again to anyone, because that is a DICKHEAD move.
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