So here’s the situation many people are in daily, your sitting with a friend looking at a laptop and a funny story/blog/joke is on the screen. Both of you can clearly read it, but one person decides in his or her mind that the other person is fucking stupid, didn’t pass elementary school, and thus, reads the entry. Meanwhile the friend who isn’t reading out loud like a jackass has already finished reading, and finished laughing so naturally he just coughs up a fake laugh and says oh yeah bro so funny. If the silent friend wasn’t such a nice guy I'm sure instead of laughing his statement would be more along the lines of “DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I READ IT ALREADY”, because that’s what goes through my head every time that happens. The only thing that’s worse than that situation is when you tell your friend to go read a story and then, because you’re not sitting next to them they decide to read it out loud. Uhm, newsflash dickface, I ALREADY READ IT, that’s why I fucking told you to read it. It was funny the first time; I'm not really interested in you reading it to me like I've never heard it. So please, stop.
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