Hot New Music

Song is pretty good, I like Big Sean, he kills the majority of verses he puts out so its good to hear this first single.  Chris Brown on the hook with that auto-tune shit, I'm not a huge fan of it, but for this song, it works.  Definite DL

My Last-Big Sean Ft Chris Brown

Hot New Music

Always glad to see Eminem putting out new music.  The beat is pretty sick, i just wished Just Blaze would have sang with the auto-tune on.  Shit is mad annoying, like get some one else to sing the hook if you cant fucking dick.  As for Em's verse.  Not bad, kinda like it.  Definitely worth a DL.

Fly Away-Eminem Ft Just Blaze

Shower Sandals or Shower Barefoot..

So if you live in a dorm or in a suite like I do, then you are aware that you have to share your shower with a bunch of other people.  This is actually quite disgusting if you think about it.  If your just in a suite like mine, you and 5 other dudes have to share 2 tiny ass showers.  There's barely enough room to spin around, its cramped, and not to mention the fact that when you a dude, you like to piss in the morning, usually in the shower.  This leads me to ask the question, is it better to shower with sandals on, or just go straight barefoot?  Personally I'm a sandal guy.  I don't feel like walking around in a bunch of piss or some semen that the guy before you decided to spray over the shower floor.  Then there's the people who say "Dude your a pussy, the water washes that all away."  Uhm Newsflash dick head, it doesn't!  Semen just fucking keep swimming around in water like its a fucking playground and piss just stains shit.  If you don't agree with me, well just wait till the day you come out with a sticky/yellow foot, and ill beover here laughing at you looking like a dick.

Throw Back of the day

I feel like most people wouldn't consider this a throwback, but it fucking is you idiots.  And don't try and say you didn't like this song, because everybody and their mother was stuck singing "Hi my name is.." If your unaware of what song this is then once again, go play frogger on the Long Island Expressway.  Its Eminem with Hi My Name Is.

BUTTERFACE OF THE DAY

Wow.  Who would have thought the queen of outrageous outfits had a body.  Im sure every guy will love the first two pics for obvious reasons.  But then lets take a look at the second picture and we can see the face that is Gaga.  It looks like somebody poked her face with a rake one to many times as a child. Then we take a look at that nose and GODDAM! Her nose is easily the biggest part of her body and her eyes need a GPS to find each other. 

Hot New Music

Some hot new shit from Kanye and Katy Perry.  God knows everybody is sick of listening to California Girls.  Kanye does this track justice and starts it off right.  Not a huge Katy fan, but i like it.  Definitly DL material, especially because you could play this for your girl and you both could chill to the song.

E.T-Katy Perry feat Kanye West

Wilpon out..Donald Trump in?

Donald Trump said Tuesday that Mets owner Fred Wilpon called him to set up a face-to-face meeting to talk about buying part of the club, The New York Times reported. But Trump said he wants to be boss.
Faced with a lawsuit seeking up to $1 billion to repay victims of the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scheme, the Mets have explored selling 20 to 25 percent of the club to fund a settlement. But Trump, like others, has expressed an interest in buying a majority share.
"The Wilpons are friends of mine, and I really hope it works out great for them," Trump said, according to the newspaper. "But if anything doesn't work out for them, I'd be interested in the team."


Well there you fucking have it. The Donald wants to buy the Mets.  This man hasn't had anything fail for him, uhm, ever.  And he is a zillionaire so I'm pretty sure he can just start going Steinbrenner on the league and buy young superstars left and right.  Which is exactly why I 10000000% support this.  If the Wilpons cared about the Mets, they would sell the team and pay off their $1 Billion debt from the Bernie Merdoff debocle which left him in HUGE debt and with a hundred different lawsuits.  And being a life Mets fan, i think its time for something good to happen.  The last two times something good happened to the Mets, it turned out terrible. (The 2000 World Series, because we made it, but lost to our arch nemesis the fucking Yankees.  And then in 2007 when Tom Glavine, our fucking ace, blows the last game of the season against a shitty Marlins team.) 

Hot New Music

Valentines Day Freestyle-Maino

Mainos been putting out a new track every 3-4 days.  I think he's one of the realest dude in the game and won't sell out at all.  This song has pretty much nothing to do with Valentines Day at all, but he GOES IN on this nice beat so i figured it was worth a DL for you guys.

Hot New Music

Bring Me Down-Saigon Ft. Joe Budden

This shit goes fucking hard.  Saigon is cool and he's got one of the most anticipated CD's about to drop (The greatest Story Never Told) and its cool to hear him team up with Joey on this one.  The beat goes hard and meshes well with their respective flows. DL for sure

FInally the secret is out..

The recipe:

Fluid extract of Coca: 3 drams USP

Citric acid: 3 oz

Caffeine: 1 oz

Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity)

Water: 2.5 gal

Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart

Vanilla: 1 oz

Caramel: 1.5 oz or more for color

The secret 7X flavor (use 2 oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup):

Alcohol: 8 oz

Orange oil: 20 drops

Lemon oil: 30 drops

Nutmeg oil: 10 drops

Coriander: 5 drops

Neroli: 10 drops

Cinnamon: 10 drops

One of the most closely guarded trade secrets in the history of commerce may be a secret no more: NPR's "This American Life" thinks it has found the exact recipe for the world's most popular soft drink in a 1979 newspaper article.  According to the show's host, Ira Glass, the drink's secret flavoring component, which was created by pharmacist John Pemberton in 1886, is something called "Merchandise 7X." The show's staff recently stumbled across the February 8, 1979 edition of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, which published an article on page 28 about a leather-bound notebook that once belonged to Pemberton's best friend, another pharmacist in the Atlanta area named R. R. Evans. The notebook contained a number of pharmacological recipes--but the main entry, for students of commercial history, was what's believed to be the exact recipe for the soft drink: all of the ingredients listed with the exact amounts needed to whip up a batch.

And there it is folks! The recipe for making a zillion dollars a year. Minus the Alcohol and there you have it, the fucking ingredients for Coca Cola.  I think its safe to say there is going to be about 1000 different people attempting to get rich off this recipe.  Coke is definitely going to put out a press release saying how this isn't the actual recipe and that there is some special something missing.  BULLSHIT. This is it, but the problem with people trying to make their own Coke is actually getting all the ingredients, mixing it all, oh and not to mention you need to have a ton of money to advertise to people so that they will know you got you own home grown version of Coke.  No one except for Pepsi is actually excited about this because now i GUARANTEE they make this version of Coke and then add something to it that makes people think Pepsi is fucking 100000 times better than anything they have ever consumed in their life.  Oh well, their going to continue making a shit load of money while myself and the rest of America tries to find a job that pays something other than minimum wage.

So this computer thinks its smart..

Well incase you didn't hear, fucking IBM has created a computer that can play Jeopardy.  WELL STOP THE FUCKIN PRESS RIGHT NOW. A COMPUTER CAN PLAY JEOPARDY!!!! Watch out Russia and North Korea and all the other crazy nations out there. If you want to play us in a game of Jeopardy, you better be good because we have a computer that can whoop your ass.  Really though was this necessary to make? I suppose it is ok because it gave the people at IBM something to do, maybe create a few more jobs for America, but other than that, USELESS! Please tell me what the fuck good can come out of this? Next thing you know their doing everybody's job and everybody is homeless and robots are fucking running the place. Horseshit. I wil not let IRobot come to life and takeover this world.  Well see how smart he is when i throw a fucking bucket of water at his bitch ass!

***SKIP TO 6:37 TO WATCH THE START OF WATSON PLAYING

Throw Back of the day

If you don't know this song, you are either a youngin, don't listen to rap/hip-hop, or are a fucking idiot.  Its up to you to pick which one you are.  The beat is one the best beats ever made, and the flow is just relentless.  Its Mobb Deep with Shook Ones Part 2. It's my gift to all the killers and the hundred dolla billers.

BUTTERFACE OF THE DAY

And now the BUTTERFACE of the day. She has a great body, but shes got a problem.  Her face makes her look like a gremlin.  Shes the new co star of everybody's favorite guilty pleasure, DEENA NICOLE of Jersey Shore.  Her face is the result of to much makeup, tucan sams nose, and a pair of racoon eyes.

 

50 Cents goin HAM on twitter as usual

Incase your not one of the billions of people who have a twitter, or if you do have a twitter, but you don't follow @50cent.  Well I would have to say you need to follow him a.s.a.p.  Dude is hilarious, and says whatever the fuck he wants.  Right here is a picture of fif blowing off some smoke about Dr Dre and Jimmy Iovine.  Now if fif put out a diss track where he goes in on the dude who let him have his own label and the dude who produces all of fif's hits, well the aftermath family is going to be goin nuts. And if any of you have followed 50 his whole career, you know he would definitely do some crazy shit.  Hope he puts out the track though.

DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN MOTHERFUCKER.  Hell to the fuck yeah.  The Rock is coming back and hes gunna start whoopin ass and laying the smackdown on jabroni ass bitches! For those who are confused at what i am saying, watch the video.

Hot New Music

Heres some hot new shit that i thought you guys would enjoy. THEY GO IN

Flatline-Young Chris feat Lloyd Banks

Look what i just found..

MediaTakeOut.com has been telling you for MONTHS that there is a growing RIFT between rapper Drake and Lil Wayne's YOUNG MONEY.
Well now we EXCLUSIVELY found out what it's all bout. According to a member of YOUNG MONEY, Drake would like to LEAVE the label . . . and join his friend J Cole over at Jay Z's ROC NATION label.
The insider explained, "Drake likes making music with [Lil Wayne] and the rest, but he's a different dude. There's a lot of hood [ish] that goes down at Young Money, and Drake's not a hood [dude], so he wants to be away from that."
MediaTakeOut.com's insider goes on, "Drake's mother is also worried . . . She doesn't want him around gangs or drugs."
And it gets better. MediaTakeOut.com learned that JAY Z is pulling strings - to try and but Drake's contract from Bryan "Baby" Williams - Cash Money's CEO. The insider explained, "[Jay] is playing hardball, he wants Drake and he's not trying to pay too much for him. He's moving in slowly. Right now he's working [behind the scenes] on Drake's tour. Under Drake's current deal [with Cash Money], Drake owes them records, but not tours."
Currently, Drake's on tour with J COLE (A Roc Nation artist). Later this year, Lil Waye will be going on tour with ALL of the Young Money Artists (Nicki Minaj, Bow Wow, etc) - Drake will NOT be going on tour with them.


For all of you who don't read here ya go, fresh off their site.  To be honest with you, i could care less about this.  The only thing that shocked me was the whole "stay away from young money because its to hood."  Are you kidding me????? Jae Millz is the only "hood" dude that i can think of in that group.  Other than him you got lil bow wow over there whose go a gay sex tape leaking, a lil wayne who just got out of jail and can't do anything anymore, a nicki minaj whose ass is just FUCKING AMAZING, corey gunz who sounds like hes crying when he speaks, some 14 year old kid who claims hes thug(lil chuckee), some 17 year old kid who thinks hes a gangster as gangster gets, but is making a mixtape with justin bieber, and of course finally there is gudda gudda. With a name like that sure one could say he's "hood", but then you go and search youtube and you find out that he is half retarded.  So in-conclusion, drake, do whatever the fuck you want, everybody is still going to treat you as a god.

GO WATCH THIS VIDEO FIRST THEN COME BACK AND READ

Disabled Kid is Upset He Gets Cut From Team

Would you get a load of this dickhead and his mother? "I've been playing for 8 years and this has never been a issue" "My son is to good to be cut" I don't know what planet your living on when fielding a bunt is not important.  You throw 80 mph? Congratulations, thats not going to stop a team from bunting with every batter because all they need to do is tap it to this kid and he doesn't have the ability to make the play.  You can't make a play, you can't make the team.  Its that fucking simple!

Hot New Music

So heres what you can do when your (a)Rich (b)16 (c)Have usher as your main influence.  You can make songs like this that explain why the whole world is on your dick.  This could can do whatever the fuck he wants and little 8-19 year old girls will be dripping wet with excitement, oh and not to mention this fucking kid just put out a movie on his true story of becoming famous that I'm sure is going to make a zillion dollars in its opening weekend.  Well heres the DL link for you guys, still haven't figured out how to make a preview but when I do, ill be sure to brag about it.

Dr. Bieber- Justin Bieber

Throw Back of the day

Throwback Jam Piece of the day.  I actually love this part of job, finding a great song that was great so many years ago that some people seem to have forgotten.  So here we go, lets see if u guys remember this fuckin banger of a song

Renegade-Jay Z feat eminem

The age old question

Guys get this question from everybody, from family, from friends, and from girls, except I’m not sure if they talk to their roommate about it.  The question is “do you ever jerk off in your dorm”.  The simple answer is obviously! Why the fuck not? The problem is though that the person asking the question always follows up with the same question, “Do you do it while your roommates in the room?” Well duh, he even passes me the tissues before I bust a fucking nut on his bed.  That was sarcasm, if you didn’t get it, go back on facebook and hop the fuck off this blog.  The real answer is a no.  As dorm students we wait till the roommate leaves the room, check his schedule, and then start wacking away.  The only time we run into difficulty is when one of two things happen.  We have a dumbass roommate who doesn’t post his schedule so you have on idea when you can slam your meat, or if one of the fine college professors that get paid shit loads of money don’t show up and class is canceled.  Obviously this makes for a fucked up situation, I mean one kids in his room on porn hub just jerkin away when all of a sudden he hears his lock being turned, then its an all out frenzy to close the porn, turn off the sound (incase window doesn’t close), oh and most importantly, hide his dick from his roommate. 9 times outta 10 the kid jerking it doesn’t get the window closed or his roommate sees his dick. No biggie really, just as long as you don’t bring it up ever again to anyone, because that is a DICKHEAD move.

This type of behavior is unacceptable.

So here’s the situation many people are in daily, your sitting with a friend looking at a laptop and a funny story/blog/joke is on the screen.  Both of you can clearly read it, but one person decides in his or her mind that the other person is fucking stupid, didn’t pass elementary school, and thus, reads the entry.  Meanwhile the friend who isn’t reading out loud like a jackass has already finished reading, and finished laughing so naturally he just coughs up a fake laugh and says oh yeah bro so funny.  If the silent friend wasn’t such a nice guy I'm sure instead of laughing his statement would be more along the lines of “DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I READ IT ALREADY”, because that’s what goes through my head every time that happens.  The only thing that’s worse than that situation is when you tell your friend to go read a story and then, because you’re not sitting next to them they decide to read it out loud.  Uhm, newsflash dickface, I ALREADY READ IT, that’s why I fucking told you to read it.  It was funny the first time; I'm not really interested in you reading it to me like I've never heard it.  So please, stop.

UPDATE..

So I decided on a different feature here on are you kidding me USA? , And I feel as if this is better than what it will replace.  I had previously posted I would be doing a “Caleb I wish I was banging” segment, I will be doing, “Butter face of the day” now for those who are unaware of what a Butter face is, it is a chick who has a sick body, but her face is FUCKED UP.  Don’t forget to comment or make any suggestions about the blog in the comment area and ill definitely take them into account.  Stay tuned for the first butter face of the day post.

Sorry about yesterday folks..

Took a trip back to good ol Long Island last night, didn't get time to post anything, but I did write a lot so expect the blogs to be in full effect today

What Beer should you drink this weekend..?

Well one of the most annoying questions amongst college kids these days is what fucking beer we're going to drink.  There's always the same three kids who say the same things, one wants Nattys or Keystone (at $15 for a 30 rack, I am always this guy), The kid who wants something expensive that only he can afford because he hasn't chipped in for beer in 2 weeks and now he wants Heineken, and then there is the most annoying one of them all, the "I don't care man, it's whatever you guys want." Obviously we don't know what the fuck we want jerk off thats why were asking you.  Do you have money for expensive beer, do you want to save money and get cheap beer? Fucking decide bro, stop being a bitch, man-up, and help make a fucking executive decision. Well to fucking solve this whole debacle, i bring you the ultimate decision maker.. 

Since when did Bow Wow get gangsta..

And this right here ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you cut off bow wows mic.  He gets all gangsta and pretends people wanna listen to him rap. If you listen to the music in the background, THATS NOT EVEN HIS SONG, he just has a verse on other peoples beats.  Hey Bow, how about you make a goddam song on your own that people like.  Oh and one more thing, if your any good at this rap thing your doing, GET YOUR OWN DJ! obviously fucking bow wow is just a B.A.N and nobody wants to DJ for him so they throw some random dude up there to mix his show.  By the way if you were a DJ, would you be afraid of this guy 

Incase you didn't already think rihanna was a jumpoff..

So incase you guys haven't heard, Rihanna gets around.  She just had some half nude pics floating around last week, claims to have sucked off Eminem and Drake, to add to the list of Chris Breezy and Matt Kemp.  And now I just heard something else.  All these pictures that have been leaking, were supposed to be sent to TRAVIS BARKER, her new boyfriend. This motherfucker from Blink 182 just gets every type of pussy imaginable, first he was married to Shanna Moakler and now hes apparently banging RiRi. What a selfish son of a bitch! Not to mention he's such a sick drummer he can just throw a remix to every song rap or rock up on the internet. But then again, with RiRi's track record, it may not be that hard for one to "cop dome" as the kids say these days.

Celeb i wish i was banging..

Another great feature I wanted to bring to this blog was a piece i call, Celeb i wish i was banging.  Now obviously theres celebs who everybody knows, I'm going to try and avoid that and post girls most people don't know about.  Who needs fucking google and shit when ill give you all the pictures you need!

For my first post, ill have to go with the one and only.. INES SAINZ

Would you LOOK AT HER ASS!!! This is the chick who calls herself the hottest woman in all of Mexico, and i agree 100%....YOUR WELCOME

Throw Back of the day

So i was thinking, once a day i'm gunna post a throw back of the day. Ill give you the video and you can let me know what you think.
 I figured I would start this off with a CLASSIC!!!

If you don't like biggie, well go find a cliff, and JUMP THE FUCK OFF

2 Funny Interviews thanks to 50 and Kevin Hart, both on Conan

Happy Black History month bitches.  Both of these dudes crack me up

Living in a dorm can sometimes suck..

Everybody always sees movies about college and how theres just hot bitches and parties everyday and everyone is always wasted.  Well i hate to break it to you, thats a fucking lie.  Maybe once or twice a week theres a cool party or you go out to a bar, but when your not going out, there is really nothing to do.  Thats when good old college intuition kicks in.  College kids can make anything into a fucking game, mostly drinking games, but if you have a bitchy RA chances are you cant drink on your floor without being written up every other day.  So if you are in fact bored out of your ass heres some shit you can do that just occupies time for hours.
PLAY BAGGO
-Baggo is one of the best fucking outdoor beer in hand games ever, even if your inside all you need is a 10 foot hallway, 3 other kids who are bored, and BAM you have a fucking game of baggo!
For all you kids who havent played baggo, here at the two board you use, place them 20 feet apart and throw the beanbags in the hole, 1 point if it lands on the board, 3 points if it goes in.  And incase you couldn't figure out how the teams worked, its 2 on 2, with one member from each team on each side(that means your on 1 side and your teamate is 20 feet away for the idiots), taking turns throwing their team colored bean bags at the board.

PLAY CAN JAM

-Another great beer in hand game, but once again if you can drink you can either get drunk and then play, or just set it up in your door hallway.  Obviously if you have a Kan Jam you already know how to play but if you dont have one its not that hard to fucking make.  All u need is 2 garbage cans and a frisbee, oh and of course 3 other idiots who have nothing better to do.  It is a 2 on 2 game that can get pretty intense.  You set the cans 50 feet apart from each other and its set up the same as baggo.  Except when you throw the frisbee your team can slam that shit in the can.  The scoring is as follows, 1 point if your teamate deflects the frisbee in the can, 3 points if you throw it in the can without help, 2 points if you just hit the can, and you automatically win if you throw it through that little slit in the front of the can.
                                       

IF YOUR A BROKE COLLEGE KID LIKE MOST OF THEM ARE
-You don't necessarily need a can to play this, if you have cushioned chairs in your room or in the lounge area, you can fuckin use them!

New Music

Ever since Eminem came back from his long ass hiatus, theres been mixed feelings about his new music.  Some people love his shit, others hate it.  I feel like hes getting back to his good ol story telling ways with this tribute to the late great D12 rapper proof.  Well heres his new track featuring Obie Trice called Dudey.

Dudey-Eminem feat Obie Trice

What can you expect from this blog?

Well first off, you can fucking expect the best part of your day to be looking at this blog.  I'll be posting videos as soon as they come out of everything, fights, music, dumb shit, pretty much everything you could find online.  The only difference is you wont have to go to 100 different fucking sites to check shit out.  If your a internet hip hop junkie ill be giving you up to the date release of GOOD music. None of that bullshit music by some kid who got lucky because his dads rich (tom hanks bitch ass nephew).  Videos of the best street fights and knockouts because who doesn't love that shit.  The final thing that of course I am going to post about is hot chicks, because who doesn't love hot chicks. What's the point of having a blog if your not going to talk about, or show pictures of hot chicks.  And if any chick doesn't want their picture online, well to fucking bad don't post youtube videos of you and your friend getting naked or pictures on facebook of you in a slutty outfit.  I should be updating this blog every hour or so, so expect a lot of shit to be going down!!!